George Bernard Shaw

One day George Bernard Shaw was caught in the heavy rain. He hurried to the nearby building and knocked the door. But the person, who was inside the building refused to open the door.

“I’m Bernard Shaw! Open the door”, said Shaw.

That person burst into laugh and said, “Here in, there are 20 people were saying that they were Bernard Shaw, you’re the 21^st; go inside” and he opened the door.

Only after entering the building, Shaw realized that it was a Mental Hospital.

Comments

Indrani said…

That was funny indeed! :D

October 13, 2013 at 5:21 AM

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